Take out your Beretta on 11/1

Billboard reports that R. Kelly will be releasing his TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET mini-opera on DVD on Nov. 1st. Not only will the first five volumes be on the disc, but the next seven, too! I'm fucking excited. Now Max Robbins won't be the most ridiculous thing for us to watch.

Steve-O trashed Derek-style on TV

Steve-O went on the Adam Carolla show, which at press time had not been cancelled, last week. They got the video right here, just click watch now.

Or here.

Weil vs. Sussi

These kids beat the shit out of each other for like half an hour at 4 am on Saturday night...

Michigan

So yeah, we beat Michigan.















This kid is THE biggest duschbag I've ever met in my life. He told me I am going to be working for him in 10 years, then Danny spit in his face.

And then we won.















Sussi and Snyder, post-win.

Quote of the Day

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. "

-Jack Handy

Glazer with with funny hair and Grant at the game

it's an inauguration bitches

Hello. Today is a very special day. We now have a blog. Check here often, especially if you go to UW Madison, and know myself (Matt) and/or Dan. We will most likely mention you and probably make fun of you, too.

A lot of crazy shit goes on in our lives (maybe Danny will share some of his experiences from last night). We're gonna share it with you bastards, cause we love (hate) you all.



The Badgers won today, 5-0....peace

Blatant Ineptitude

Today is only day one!